bYGONE vEXATION

now that I have bathed completely!!!…yes, “completely” implies that yesterday coz of water scarcity (or to be more definite coz of warm water scarcity),I wasn’t able to help this ritual reach its destiny…it was limited to the upper division of the body that contains brain, the chief sense organs, and the mouth (as defined in merriam-webster)…it’s not as if I care about these organs or rather believe in performing this ritual daily to remit a sin, but to set myself free from an obligation which this ugly world so very much emphasizes on from the moment I was born…. though with the bolt of this new year I absolved for 4 days continuously after which there was a hiatus of days I can’t recant… but yesterday was an important day as I was well prepared to sprinkle my parched job hunt(actually to get that coveted dream job which was a bonus for some unlucky guys who are yet to quench their thirst and was a dream also for those some (un)lucky guys who already had a job)….now digressing a bit from the bathing part I am feeling like shedding some light on this job part…
Mu Sigma business solutions: Do The Math…wow…a pure-play analytics company with their colloquial tag line for “You Figure It Out” which isn’t even 5 years old and is a already a pro in the fledgling analytics industry with 25 of the Fortune 500 companies, including Wal-mart, IBM, Microsoft and many more, yelping for help … Yup…this is what those 4 persons giving the ppt told us… actually it was three coz one geek was constantly fiddling with his laptop and would give us some erudite examples whenever the fatso (the one who did all the talking) asked him to…said he was busy sending some files using our college campus wi-fi to their clients so that they won’t get pissed off…yeah..but may be I was when I was rejected…though the ppt was neat with some “Did You Know?” facts and figures video downloaded from You Tube(they acknowledged that they also did the same) and the DIPP analysis….the only frustrating thing was that they were in so much of a hurry with the plethora of questions hitting them that they forgot or may be deliberately dodged the most important thing, which for the students is how much will be their compensation when the company would suck the last drop of blood from their body and the infinitesimal wisdom left in their mind….
Now getting myself back on track and moving the timeline to the point before Mu Sigma arrived,I thought it wasn’t a bad idea after all if I could get myself rid of that xtraaa thing, don’t know if it breathes or not, which my long hairs are so very adept at harbouring…The In expugnable Dandruff…
and here I am, sitting in front of my laptop hitting on the keyboard, after a long day’s toiling going futile and the short night’s delight beefed up with a couple of f.r.i.e.n.d.s’ episodes, and a feeling of the integral after I soaked the remaining half of my body with tepid water….while completing this sentence there were some murmurings inside my stomach which sinews the abrupt end of this Vichyssoise of Verbiage…..